Hey. Sup bitches? The name's Sloan, I'm 22 a Capricorn, gender fluid and I prefer gender neutral pronouns! This blog does post some NSFW stuff, and I suck and forget to tag it a lot, though I try to remember.
My blog consists mostly of Homestuck and a smattering of other fandom related things. Enjoy your stay in Hell and drop me a message! I swear to Troll Jesus I'm not scary! Just a big fucking idiot. Ask my friends.
HOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS ALMIGHTY DID I GET OVER 100 FOLLOWERS IN UNDER A MONTH.
WELL. REGARDLESS. THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW AND WELCOME TO MY OWN LITTLE SLICE OF HELL. PLEASE, ENJOY YOUR STAY AND DON’T FORGET TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE ASSHOLE IN THE GAMKAR CORNER BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
- tired & unkempt
- emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
- no work ethic
- lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
- will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
- sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
*rereading over some Gamzee POV stuff I wrote a few nights ago*
Wow this isn’t…actually…that bad….wow…
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
OH GOD MY HOUSE IS SILENT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY CELLPHONE STARTS GOING OFF AND IT’S FUCKING OCTOPIMP’S GAMZEE TEXT TONE AND I JUST SCREAMED AT 3 AM BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING QUIET IN THIS HOUSE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN:
HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESSAGE.HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESSAGE.HEH. ANOTHER - HEH. ANOTHER MIRACUL-.HEH.- HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESS-HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESSAGE.
FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT.
Attention to anyone planning or already have cosplayed “Ebola-Chan” :
You’re a piece of shit and stop being thirsty for attention.