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Hey. Sup bitches? The name's Sloan, I'm 22 a Capricorn, gender fluid and I prefer gender neutral pronouns! This blog does post some NSFW stuff, and I suck and forget to tag it a lot, though I try to remember.

My blog consists mostly of Homestuck and a smattering of other fandom related things. Enjoy your stay in Hell and drop me a message! I swear to Troll Jesus I'm not scary! Just a big fucking idiot. Ask my friends.

(・∀・)つ ♥♢♣♤

HERO OF SPACE
DERSE DREAMER
RAVENCLAW
{ Hogwarts }

 

*HUFF HUFF*

HOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS ALMIGHTY DID I GET OVER 100 FOLLOWERS IN UNDER A MONTH.

WELL. REGARDLESS. THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW AND WELCOME TO MY OWN LITTLE SLICE OF HELL. PLEASE, ENJOY YOUR STAY AND DON’T FORGET TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE ASSHOLE IN THE GAMKAR CORNER BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

reasons I can relate to a possum:

- tired & unkempt
- emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
- no work ethic
- lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
- will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
- sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(Source: brinepools)

*rereading over some Gamzee POV stuff I wrote a few nights ago*

Wow this isn’t…actually…that bad….wow…

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

askthestargazers:

/1.) TBC, obviously. Lol. I didn’t intend on this being as long as it’s turning out to be. Bleh.

2.) Captions.

3.) I’m sorry.

rapicho:

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

My god

rapicho:

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

My god

(Source: untexting)

OH GOD MY HOUSE IS SILENT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY CELLPHONE STARTS GOING OFF AND IT’S FUCKING OCTOPIMP’S GAMZEE TEXT TONE AND I JUST SCREAMED AT 3 AM BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING QUIET IN THIS HOUSE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN:

HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESSAGE.HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESSAGE.HEH. ANOTHER - HEH. ANOTHER MIRACUL-.HEH.- HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESS-HEH. ANOTHER MIRACULOUS MESSAGE.

FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT.

fresh-prince-twogami:

Attention to anyone planning or already have cosplayed “Ebola-Chan” :

You’re a piece of shit and stop being thirsty for attention.

theheartmaid:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

knight—of—blood:

kitkaloid:

This was originally an attempt at a speedy, curvy drawing of a lady. Then I added the brats, so it looks a bit odd! Hope it’s okay! You know the whole scene in Bambi where he gets all shy? Yeah. This.

THIS. IS. TOO. CUTE.


hISSING LOUDLY THI S

theheartmaid:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

knight—of—blood:

kitkaloid:

This was originally an attempt at a speedy, curvy drawing of a lady. Then I added the brats, so it looks a bit odd! Hope it’s okay! You know the whole scene in Bambi where he gets all shy? Yeah. This.

THIS. IS. TOO. CUTE.

hISSING LOUDLY THI S

pantsagon:

The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology
MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses

pantsagon:

The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology

MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(Source: splendous)